Today I learnt my mixing bowl is ovenproof.

Why? Why would that even need to be a thing?

I’m always terrified, as a not very heavy drinker and with no idea about what a good wine is, that when cooking with wine I destroy the whole dish by choosing the wrong wine.

(Source: losers-like-us-thats-who)

A story and appeal

So, I know not many of ye actually know me at all, but here is a little story.

Last year my little (well 20 year old) brother was diagnosed with Adenoid Cystic Carcinoma. This is a rare enough form of cancer that usually only affects older people. It basically resulted in Paul going through tons of surgery, having lymph nodes removed, going through a load of radiotherapy, lots of dental work to prevent future infections, and generally lots of poking and prodding. Really he was very lucky, they caught it early enough, and seems to have gone down for the time being.

So, the point of this story is this:

My mum and I have decided to walk/jog the Dublin Flora Women’s Mini Marathon on June 3rd to raise money for the Irish Cancer Society, especially cancer research.

Here’s my appeal. If you can donate here: http://www.mycharity.ie/event/patricia__kellys_event even a little bit, that would be awesome. If you can’t, any encouragement would be cool too :)

Thank you!

Next time less Derek and more Jean-Bob please.

Did King William die?

Did anyone mention this to Odette?

I feel like this was just brushed over.

HAHAHA!

I love Princesses on Parade.

I feel like Derek was playing Sandra Bullock’s Miss Congeniality having no idea what’s going on.

Odette and Derek remind me of Giselle and Prince Edward from Enchanted. True love declaration, proving it, a ball.

Derek’s a bit of a tool.

Just saying.

I think I pulled a muscle

— Speedy

Sorry for all the Swan Princess spam, they’re all tagged if you want to block them. I’ve only seen this once, years ago, so this excites me.

I have no friends. Only servants. And they call me “your highness”.

— Jean-Bob

The puffin Irish. Fantastic.

I don’t take advice from peasants.

— Jean-Bob

“How to offend women in 5 syllabels or less” by Prince Derek